W.W.A.R.D.?  Just because you think you're so pretty...  816 POEMS FO' YO' MAMA ...a gift from this gods' gift to women, the son of their loins and the father of their heirs to the mud, blood and beer left here by demons and angels.  FINIS 

BTW, if & when you retire, leave your bones in the Earth's dust for the next, #BigBang!